I thought rice would be a good alternative, now I get to spend the evening swimming in regrets.

It wasn't one of these pansie-assed frozen wafer type deals, this was a HOMEMADE monster with an entire bag of cheese on top of it.

Although I don't think I'll be able to crap for at least three days now, it was definitely worth it.

Your feedback has made me flex my muscles with glee, and am now hard at work at my forthcoming creation. Thanks again for giving me your valuable time.

I found a box of internets today, opened it up - and dropped some animation into it. I hope you like it.